Birota Est Moenia
Birota Est Moenia
Podcast Description
Welcome to Birota Est Moenia, the dark comedy show that makes absolutely no sense – and doesn’t care. Join Velo (the introspective green oval with a tooth gap), Ima (the chaotic yellow oval with a spiky mouth), and Youls (the silent, sunglasses-wearing red oval) as they tackle life’s stupidest questions with existential dread, nihilistic humour, and unapologetic roasts.Each episode dives into something no one asked for: eating soap for breakfast, summoning demons, marrying toasters, or suing each other for breathing too loud. Segments include BREAKING NEWS with fictional newsman Andrew Porter, unhinged quizzes, mailed comments read by an overly cute creature, skits with alternate characters, courtroom dramas, and bizarre games you’d never want to play.If you love adult humour, absurdity, nihilistic chaos, and asking yourself “what did I just listen to?”, this is your new weekly brain damage. Rated TV-14 for language, mature themes, and the moral corruption of humanity.🎙️ Listen at your own risk. New episodes every week.
Podcast Insights
Content Themes
The podcast centers around nonsensical yet thought-provoking themes, tackling absurd questions such as the ethics of eating soap for breakfast, summoning ghosts for life advice, and whimsical courtroom dramas. Episodes often feature unconventional segments like BREAKING NEWS with a fictional newsman, bizarre quizzes, and humorous skits that challenge the listener's understanding of reality.
Welcome to Birota Est Moenia, the dark comedy show that makes absolutely no sense – and doesn’t care. Join Velo (the introspective green oval with a tooth gap), Ima (the chaotic yellow oval with a spiky mouth), and Youls (the silent, sunglasses-wearing red oval) as they tackle life’s stupidest questions with existential dread, nihilistic humour, and unapologetic roasts.
Each episode dives into something no one asked for: eating soap for breakfast, summoning demons, marrying toasters, or suing each other for breathing too loud. Segments include BREAKING NEWS with fictional newsman Andrew Porter, unhinged quizzes, mailed comments read by an overly cute creature, skits with alternate characters, courtroom dramas, and bizarre games you’d never want to play.
If you love adult humour, absurdity, nihilistic chaos, and asking yourself “what did I just listen to?”, this is your new weekly brain damage. Rated TV-14 for language, mature themes, and the moral corruption of humanity.
🎙️ Listen at your own risk. New episodes every week.
In the debut episode of Birota Est Moenia, Velo, Ima, and Youls attempt the impossible: interviewing a ghost for life advice. Things spiral into regret almost instantly. What begins as a dumb question about the afterlife ends with existential dread, cold pizza trauma, and three oval-shaped idiots questioning why they exist at all.
Segments this episode include:
- Main Topic: The trio summons a ghost and ask him about life’s big questions. Spoiler: the answer is “leftovers.”
- Breaking News: Newsman Andrew Porter reports on clouds suing humanity for defamation.
- Quiz Time: The trio hosts Guess That Corpse Age! (this was definitely a mistake).
- Order!: A courtroom case where someone sues for “emotional damage” caused by ghost trauma. Justice is not served.
Key Moments:
- Velo burns his tongue on a servo sausage roll.
- Ima admits to eating two Doritos as “breakfast.”
- Youls feeds a stray dog that promptly bites him.
- The ghost flips them off before disappearing forever.
- Court rules that “life itself is emotional damage.”
- Closing line: “Episode is over. Leave.”
Vibe Check:
- Absurdist dark comedy
- Nihilistic but silly
- Feels like a podcast, but it isn’t
- Made to confuse you on purpose
Disclaimer: Do not use this episode as actual life advice. Or any advice. Especially not from ghosts.
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