We torch the week’s grifters and gaslighters – starting with “No Kings Weekend,” a monarchy cosplay run by the very mandate-happy scolds who weaponized the DOJ, muzzled speech and called it “democracy.” We unpack the Fetterman mirage: an old-school Democrat with flashes of common sense, not a Republican convert – and why purity tests still matter when blue-state migrants turn red towns purple. We break down Hakeem Jeffries’ “feminism with fine print,” smearing Karoline Leavitt while the Left suddenly forgets #BelieveWomen. We dig further into Biden’s border dereliction after an Oct 7 butcher turns up in Louisiana (!!!). We point out (with Golan broadcasting from a bomb shelter in Israel) that Hamas hoarded the safest shelters underground and barred civilians – proof their tunnels weren’t for protection, but for war. We break down Zelensky’s Tomahawk ask, the reality that America makes mere dozens every year and why true deterrence means ramping up production yesterday. We shred Hamas for violating the ceasefire and refusing to disarm, game out a Gaza split (peaceful Gazans on one side, targeted strikes on Hamas on the other) and ask the line of the week: what’s the refund policy on a ceasefire when Israel already released killers and can’t even get bodies back? We torch the knowledge cartel – corrupt (often jihadi) Wikipedia editors flirting with blacklisting CBS under Barry Weiss, as ChatGPT hoovers Reddit/Wiki sludge. Finally, we roll our eyes at Netflix’s Monster-verse glamorizing psychopaths while lecturing America on “values.”