The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide
The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide
Podcast Description
Dating apps: where hope goes to die, and zombies come to life. We're here to shed some light (and a lot of humor) on the dark corners of online dating, where ghosts haunt your inbox and catfish swim in the murky depths of your DMs. We'll turn your breadcrumb-induced existential crises into hilarious anecdotes, and hopefully, help you navigate this digital minefield with a little more sanity and a lot more self-awareness. Because honestly, if we don't laugh, we'll scream into the void. And the void has enough problems.
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Centers on the various challenges of online dating, with episodes like 'First Date or Final Destination' discussing survival tactics for first dates and 'Swipe Right or Run for Your Life' analyzing pre-date red and green flags. The podcast also tackles ghosting, breadcrumbing, and catfishing, employing humor and relatable anecdotes to provide insights and survival strategies.

Dating apps: where hope goes to die, and zombies come to life. We’re here to shed some light (and a lot of humor) on the dark corners of online dating, where ghosts haunt your inbox and catfish swim in the murky depths of your DMs. We’ll turn your breadcrumb-induced existential crises into hilarious anecdotes, and hopefully, help you navigate this digital minefield with a little more sanity and a lot more self-awareness. Because honestly, if we don’t laugh, we’ll scream into the void. And the void has enough problems.
You don’t need to bake your way into being liked.
In this episode of Dating App Apocalypse: Survival Skills with Clever Girl, we’re trading people-pleasing for power moves. If you’ve ever overexplained, over-given, over-accommodated, or apologized for existing, welcome to your promotion.
This is Boundary Bootcamp.
We break down: • Why “being nice” is not the same as being respected
• How overexplaining is just asking for permission in disguise
• What to say when someone hits you with “you’ve changed”
• How to stop rewarding bad behavior with emotional brownies
Plus: Hope Nugget wakes up from their nap with tiny but mighty truth bombs, and we practice crisp, CEO-level responses that require zero essays and zero guilt.
No apologies.
No emotional catering.
No free samples of your energy.
Just clean sentences.
Clear standards.
And a reminder that access to you is a privilege, not a potluck.
Press play. Your inner executive is waiting.

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