The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide
The Dating App Apocalypse: Clever Girl's Survival Guide
Podcast Description
Dating apps: where hope goes to die, and zombies come to life. We're here to shed some light (and a lot of humor) on the dark corners of online dating, where ghosts haunt your inbox and catfish swim in the murky depths of your DMs. We'll turn your breadcrumb-induced existential crises into hilarious anecdotes, and hopefully, help you navigate this digital minefield with a little more sanity and a lot more self-awareness. Because honestly, if we don't laugh, we'll scream into the void. And the void has enough problems.
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Centers on the various challenges of online dating, with episodes like 'First Date or Final Destination' discussing survival tactics for first dates and 'Swipe Right or Run for Your Life' analyzing pre-date red and green flags. The podcast also tackles ghosting, breadcrumbing, and catfishing, employing humor and relatable anecdotes to provide insights and survival strategies.

Dating apps: where hope goes to die, and zombies come to life. We’re here to shed some light (and a lot of humor) on the dark corners of online dating, where ghosts haunt your inbox and catfish swim in the murky depths of your DMs. We’ll turn your breadcrumb-induced existential crises into hilarious anecdotes, and hopefully, help you navigate this digital minefield with a little more sanity and a lot more self-awareness. Because honestly, if we don’t laugh, we’ll scream into the void. And the void has enough problems.
Survivors, the apps are quiet (briefly).
We’re closing out the year with boundaries, hydration reminders, and elite-level side-eye for recycled “hey stranger” texts.
From Trixie’s therapist calm to Petra’s festive chaos, Sir Rexington’s etiquette, Megalosaurus logic, and a Consentasaurus cocoa-approved reminder, this holiday send-off is validation wrapped in tinsel.
Rest. Reset. Decline invitations.
You’re not asking for too much.
You’re just asking the wrong people.
Happy holidays, survivors

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