Welcome to Episode 19, where we ask the real questions society's too afraid to face—like: “Who eats the bread, who makes the bread, and why is everyone so obsessed with crumbs?” And if that’s not enough existential dread, we take a detour to the now-infamous Poop Cruise, where luxury meets biohazard and your shower becomes a warm broth of communal urine. Bon voyage!

Also on today’s intellectual journey:

• A heated debate about who gets you higher—Willie Nelson or Snoop Dogg. (We’re awaiting peer-reviewed research.)

• Why white pants are a trap, especially when you gamble on a fart and lose.

• A surprisingly thorough discussion on perianal cysts, because clearly we’re your trusted source for medical horror.

• The Thong Chronicles, aka: “Can you wear sheer white and not end up with poop on it?” (Spoiler: No one wins.)

• Unsolicited cruise ship trivia, anime where horses come back as teen girls (don’t ask), and of course, our plan to rebrand dog peanut butter for allergic pet parents. Disruption, baby.

All that, plus a philosophical check-in: have you peaked yet? Because Steve did—about 20 minutes ago in a Taco Bell bathroom.

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