On this episode of the award winning dystopian podcast, the Dictators, our anti-hero aka emperor for life Donald Trump, tries to convince the people how much he is winning at being president a second time around. In his State of Disunion he points out all the ways he is achieving records never before achieved in the history of history itself. He convenes a meeting of the Board of Peace, not to be confused with the Board of Little Tiny Pieces, but why is everyone off camera and muted? Is this a real meeting? Who knows. He then decides to chair a hearing into the release of the Epstein files to determine once and for all if he abused anyone. His disunion is stronger than ever, the stock markets are climbing, the inflation is not really falling, and with his tarrifs coming into effect it will be rising very very soon. So why not invade Iran, disrupt 20% of the oil and gas supplies and destroy the global economy while also letting his military be defeated by a very insignificant nation. After disfiguring the new leader of the regime he decides to speak directly with the American people. But will his plan to calm them work or not? Tune in to this episode of the Dictators to find out.